"Your highness" is gender neutral.
So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.
alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”
please note that “your grace” is also acceptable
do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”
my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a lockerthe truth is out obama
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.
HEY. WHOA. HOLD UP A FOR A GODDAMN SECOND. THIS IS VITAMIN STRING QUARTET. THEY’RE A REALLY COOL GODDAMN GROUP THAT DO MOTHERFUCKIN COVERS OF ALL SORTS OF SONGS, LIKE HEY, WE GOT, SNOW BY RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS???? BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS, WHAT!? YOU WANNA FUCKING GET LUCKY, WELL GET LUCKY TO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! TWIST ME UP AND CALL ME A FUCKING NOODLE THIS GROUP IS THE FUCKING SHIT ANYWAYS, HERE’S WONDERWALL
holy shit it’s August wtf
time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess
Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.
Hey a lot of these came from lettherebedoodles and it would be cool if y’all gave them credit.
i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending
at the perfection
in all of this
and let’s not forget the best one
i’m so satisfied
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce